You go upstairs to Tilton. Tilton is a strange, sterile... uh, space is the only word to describe it. It's got lots of space, yet doesn't really fit any known type of room. Its ceiling is several stories tall, yet manages to be vaguely claustrophobic. It also doesn't have any discernible purpose. You look at the brochure again. Apparently, it's "all-purpose." Ah-hah.

 Two non-caucasians are playing ping-pong. They're the first minority students you've seen on campus. You consult the brochure. The only minority student you find is a tall, angry-looking black man marching around with a megaphone. You wonder how long ago he graduated.^A

 There are two people studying. Someone else is watching TV. You turn to the kid.

 "This is student life? And how come these huge walls have no decorations, paintings, or color of any kind?"

 "Well, it's named after Sumner B. Tilton, who apparently likes his walls glaring white and sterile. Maybe he was raised in a hospital. Some students tried to decorate it a few years ago, but Sumner stepped in and said they couldn't. So the only color Tilton gets is international students playing ping-pong."^B

 Hmm. You're wondering if you should find some more student life, or get to the bottom of it all by finding the school's SGA, "StudCo."

If you head out of the UC to find student life, turn to Page 40.

 

If you go to this "StudCo" place, turn to Page 67.