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- What you are holding in your hands is disgusting. Shame on you.
This book, on the other hand, is not normal, like my ex-girlfriend, Rebecca. Choose-Your-Own-Clark-Adventures are non-linear narratives, as is the twisted emotional wreckage that we drag from one bed to another. Your choices will guide you through this book like a shot through your lover's heart.
So pick your path! Follow your own heart! Guide your hand! Hey, c'mon, you're not that lonely. Not like me. Anyway, don't read this book from first page to last! Because you know it will never last. It never does...
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Turn to page 1.