CREDITS:
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CYOCA#3: "Your Code Name is Spinoza" CYOCA#1: "Trapped! Your Day in the UC" CYOCA#4: "Trainaspotting" CYOCA#2: "Friday Again, Dammit"
All books ©1997 WheatBread magazine. All rights reserved.
These publications completely written, edited, and produced
by students and alumni of Clark University.
Concept
Ilsa Gordon ('99)
(based on a concept by Edward Packard)
Editor and Project Coordinator
Randy Mack ('97)
Design and Layout
Aidan Reynolds ('94)
Technical Supervision
Bill Evans aka Not Steve ('99)
Dedicated to the memory of Fast Eddie Winnipeg, the Fastest.
Printed at Noalart, Marlborough, MA. USA.
Choose-Your-Own-Clark-Adventures are offered free of charge
to the members of the Clark Community. The publishers encourage
the Clark populace to trade and distribute the CYOCA books freely,
under the condition that no charge shall ever be levied for them.
A publication series of WheatBread magazine,
a Clark University-recognized student organization
"Trapped! Your Day in the UC"
by
Catherine O'Brien ('97)
Zachary Ordynans ('98)
Macneil Shonle ('00)
Jennifer Andreson ('97)
Copy Editing
Macneil Shonle ('00)
Cathy O'Brien ('97)
Leon Janssen ('99)
Photography
Jennifer Andreson ('97)
Abby Logan ('00)
Fred Orispaa ('98)
Annie Tsui
* About the Authors *
Schmennifer Smandreson... Dodgy
Schmatherine Smobrien... Shady
Schmachary Smordynans... Sketchy
Schmacneil Smonle... Creepy
The authors would like to extend their undying love
to the following sick individuals
(in a particular, although undisclosed, order):
Schmom Smoy Schmom Smibson Schmicole Smimbrascio Schmuzanne Smlatnick Schmavid Smernstein Schmari Smerzog Richard P. Traina Schmody Smray
Mentioned Nowhere Else in This Book
Schminoza
In addition the authors would not like to extend anything to the following,
but feel the need to mention their names anyway:
Unreturned phone calls and other annoyances:
Schmandy Smack
We dedicate this book to you, the reader,
without whom all of our adventures would go unchosen.
"Friday Again, Dammit"
[Original title: "Poon Friday"]
by
F.Craig Littlejohn ('97)
Mollie Wittstein ('99)
Nicole Kerensky ('99)
Copy Editing
Leon Janssen ('99)
Macneil Shonle ('00)
Cathy O'Brien ('99)
John Macey ('99)
Photography
Aidan Reynolds ('94)
Mollie Wittstein ('99)
Fred Orispaa ('98)
* About the Authors *
Mollie Wittstein... Fluffie
Nicole Kerensky... Volatile
Freddie Craig Littlejohn... Creepie
The authors would like to extend thanks to the following individuals:
Macneil Shonle Jessica Grindstaff, Mollie Wittstein,
Dina Decoles, Greg Oken
Marianne Kane Leon Janssen Themselves Leon Janssen, Bill Evans, Randy Mack Fantastic Aidan & others Aidan Reynolds, Tom Gibson,
Randy Mack. Bill Evans, HP ScanJet 4c
Mentioned too much in this book:
Bon Appetit
"Your Code Name is Spinoza"
by
Amy Baranoski ('97)
Elsa Berendes ('99)
Brendan Sheehan ('97)
Copy Editing
Leon Janssen ('99)
Aidan Reynolds ('94)
Macneil Shonle ('00)
Mollie Wittstein ('99)
Photography
Randy Mack ('97)
Cathy O'Brien ('97)
Art
Elsa Berendes ('99)
with Mollie Wittstein ('99)
* About the Authors *
Amy Baranoski... Goofy
Elsa Berendes... Aloofy
Brendan Sheehan... Spoofy
The authors would like to extend thanks to the following individuals:
Spinoza Spinoza, Spinoza, Spinoza,
Spinoza, Spinoza, and Spinoza
The part of Stinky Guy was played by
Aidan Reynolds
Various RA's supplied by
Industrial Light and Magic
Not mentioned in this book:
David Milstone
Support the University Playpen Neighborhood Rest-home for Pets (UPNRP)!
And be nice to the critters.
"Trainaspotting"
by
Randy Mack ('97)
(Annotation by same)
Copy Editing
Aidan Reynolds ('94)
Cathy O'Brien ('97)
Mollie Wittstein ('99)
Macneil Shonle ('00)
Photography
Fred Orispaa ('98)
with Jody Gray('98) and Randy Mack ('97)
* About the Author *
Randy Mack... Vagan Prince
John Spelman ('97) J. Forest Lee ('97) Dina Dacoles ('98) Gregory Oken ('98) Richard P. Traina
"The Secret of Clark's Mountain of Bullshit"
by
Not Steve ('99)
Copy Editing
Not Steve ('99)
Randy Mack ('97)
Photography
Clark University Admissions
Clark University Communications
Art
Edward Munch
(Not printed at Noalart, Marlborough, MA. USA)