"One: what's happening to the lawn behind your house?"

 "Right now? Nothing. I believe we're planning to make it a huge, wasted, ugly patch of dead grass."^A

 "Don't you think that would be a better place for the Environmental School than destroying the Downing Street offices, and the 80-something parking places behind it?^B I mean, what with the current parking problem already getting worse?"

 "I don't know what you're talking about. I have no trouble parking."

 "You live half a block from school, and have a private garage."

 You're beginning to get frustrated with this student's attitude. You decide ignoring his point would be the most effective method of crushing his curiosity, drive, and interest in the affairs of the University.

 "What gives you the right to just walk up to my house and ring the doorbell?" you demand.

 The student starts, stammers, and then begins trying to talk his way out of it. "Well, you live right next to me..."

 "If I wanted to talk to you, do you think I would just go up to your door and knock?"

 "Uh, well, you might." You can hear him wriggling in the grip of your logic.

 "I don't think so. I would make an appointment at your office. I suggest you do the same. Good night."

 The last thing you see is the two students looking at each other.^C Then the door closes and you're safe again.

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