You head over to the parking garage, expecting CPD to have towed your car. Surprise! They actually noticed the sticker this time. Driving down Maywood with Wendy's in sight, you smile knowing that a "Big Dave's Deluxe" with bacon and cheese, large fries, and a Coke lie in your future. As you pull into the Wendy's drive-thru, you tremble at the realization that no one is in front of you. How many times have you gone to Wendy's and some fat townie with kids screaming in the back is trying to convey a list 20 items long to the poor cashier who barely speaks English? You place your order.

 "Yes, I'd like a 'Big Dave's Deluxe' with bacon and cheese, large fries and a Coke. Actually, make that two Big Dave's."

 They actually comprehended the slight change in order without having to ask about it. No sooner do you reach the pick-up window than a smiling cashier thrusts a bag of fresh hot Wendy's burgers into your car. Bonus: They're having a special today, your burgers are 99 cents each! The cashier is really cute and flirts with you as you pass four dollars through the window, she strokes your palm and writes her phone number on your drink lid.

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