Influenced by those profound childhood heroes, The Hardy Boys, you choose to see what you can uncover about Mr. I-Have-Too-Much-Time-On-My-Hands-So-I'm-Gonna-Put-A-Bomb-In-Maywood.

 Remembering that it's wise to do detective work on an empty bladder, you are suddenly faced with two options:

If you decide to go to the bathroom on the second floor, turn to Page 13.

 

If you decide to go to the bathroom in the basement, turn to Page 21.