You do have to go to the bathroom, but you first need to get your exercise for the day. Ten reps up and down the stairs, seventy-two push-ups and several chin-ups. That should do the trick. You then spend two minutes on each stair as you head towards the second floor, enjoying the luxury of talking to each particle of dust without hearing anyone complain about you "talking to the stairs."

 You take a left at the mailboxes and as you are walking past the director's office, you are suddenly blinded by a strobe light. What could this mean? Is there an early morning disco? Is Schminda having fun by flipping the lights on and off?

 You have to go to the bathroom but this light is just blowing your mind.

If you decide to see what's up with the light, turn to Page 72.

 

If pissing is a higher priority, turn to Page 11.