You fall down the stairs. Schmeorge, as he clocks in for his daily standing at the info desk, breaks your fall. "Say, do you have a banana?" you ask him, knowing that he possesses all kinds of information about the University Center that others may not have.

 "I'm not going to show you my banana," he replies, but he extends his arm and points you in the direction of Schmaka. You follow Schmeorge's finger trail and realize that you will be infiltrating without a receipt.

If you decide to sneak in anyway, turn to Page 16.

 

If you decided to try the General Store, turn to Page 50.