After filling the tray with a rainbow of paper, you pull down your pants and hop up onto the copier. "Woo Hoo!"

 Forty five minutes and a warm ass later, you decide you have enough copies. The problem now is that you want to hang it in the UC, but in order to hang it in the UC, you need to get a stamp from the director's office. You chuckle to yourself at the thought of Schminda stamping a picture of your ass. You remember how the Junior Class Representative to Student Council, Schmack, once told you how to forge a Higgins University Center stamp, but you have concerns about the ethics involved.

If you decide to face the Director of the UC with a copy of your bare ass, turn to Page 33.

 

If you decide to try your luck at forging, turn to Page 59.