The Dukes of Hazard are on. At least you can keep some vestige of your previous life as an asshole.

 You settle down in your favorite comfy chair, but not before you pour yourself a glass of your favorite drink: a "Jive-Talking Robot"^A on ice. As you watch the hilarity of the Duke boys trying to outwit the witless, you reflect on Jim Collins' similarity to Enus.

 Before the end of the show, you're drifting off to sleep. Visions of Dana Commons, Tilton Hall, endless pathways, clock towers with broken clocks, and the Geography Building's second floor dance through your head.

There's only one man with enough power to heal this campus, you think, and tomorrow, things are going to change.