You wander around the first floor and discover two sets of stairs. The doors at the top of them are locked, but a peek through the crack reveals a positively huge space being used for exactly nothing. A flyer on the ground suggests the university occasionally rents it out, but it's clear that the current student use of the floor is none.

 In your explorations, you pass by a room labeled "The Scarlet." This confuses you somewhat, and you stare into the office trying to wonder why a rock band would have its own office space. People in the office stare back with equal lack of comprehension.

 You pass through some weird service doorways, go down a couple of long, smelly halls, pass a freight elevator that looks like the Donner party was held inside it, and-- whaddaya know!-- you discover a secret back staircase.

 Ten minutes later, you're checking out the second floor of Dana Commons. What a place! Cool Jetsons-style lighting, large ceilings, a cozy atmosphere, its own kitchen. If students ruled this campus, this could be like Grind Central on steroids, except not stuck in a basement.

 Wait a second! That gives you an idea! Better take it to Student Council and determine its long-range fiscal feasibility across multi-variabled implementation scenarios... Woah. What language was that? You feel ghosts from your past beckon. You shake them off and head to the third floor of the UC.

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