You wake up slowly. Apparently, you fell into the uniform room, and were covered up by boxes of clothes that you knocked onto yourself. You pull yourself groggily to your feet, and realize that you weren't left completely unmolested: someone has given you a crew cut, a "Cougars" hat (who the heck are the Cougars?), and capped teeth.

 Upon further reflection, you realize that your appearance is not the only thing that's different: you're also a complete amnesiac. You can't even remember your name or where you are, geographically. All you know is, you're in a gym and you smell like sweat socks.

 You wander into the lobby. Just as you thought: you're at some kind of college. You see a bulletin board with flyers and announcements on it. That may give you an idea about where you are and what's going on. On the other hand, perhaps looking through that rack of glossy brochures will help.

If you look at the flyers, turn to Page 38.

 

If you look at the glossy brochures, turn to Page 13.