You use a campus map, stuck in the shadows on the corner of a building named "Atwood," to locate a building called the "Alice C. and Milton P. Higgins University Center." This is weird in itself, because it's obvious from the map that it's nowhere near the geographic center of the university ("Clark," the map tells you). In fact, it looks like the building is almost as far as it can be from the dormitories, and still be on the campus. Maybe the Higginses were conned by greedy administrators or something.

 You head over to the building and read a pamphlet about it. Apparently, the third floor contains the "Asher Family Student Organizations Center." That sounds like a sure-fire way to find students. You picture a spacious, colorful student center filled with happy students working together with the enthusiasm and energy only youth can bring.

 Unfortunately, what you see when you get to the third floor is this:

 This place sucks. You look around and see that every room is named after somebody. This place is ridiculous, you say to yourself. It's obvious this space is barely used. You wonder who were the people dumb enough to give money to get their names on the doors of an architectural disaster like this one.

 Suddenly, you hear a whimper from the shadows in a corner...

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