VAXlife is all petty squabbling, so you decide to find a good novel. First, you try to find any novel.

 Where the tuna are those fiction books?

 You can find the occasional "English Class" book, but no New York Times Bestsellers. The search becomes too frustrating, so you decide to read something else instead.

 Quick! Look around! What are the first two things that you see?

 An Econ textbook and a magazine on a table appear to be your options.

If you choose to read the magazine, turn to Page 33.

 

If you go with the Econ option, turn to Page 35.