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You wonder what Fast Eddie would think of having to break you out of jail again. Surely he'd be disappointed, you being his idol and all. What would he think of seeing you in kitty cuffs-- his poor little heart would be broken. You decide that if you can't get out by force, maybe cuteness will save you.
You look the officer in the eyes and let out the most pitiful sounding "Meooowwquot; you possibly can.
"Aw, aren't you precious," the man says, patting your head softly. You begin to turn your charm on and begin washing his hand with your scratchy tongue.
"Ohhh, I can't take it anymore," he breaks down, "Just don't do it again." He rubs your chin and then leaves. You continue to Wright hall.
Fast Eddie Winnipeg. Rest in Peace.