If he does have any tuna, it doesn't look like you're going to get it any time soon. You figure that the only way to stop this stinker from embarrassing you any further is to walk up to him and, you know, rub up against his leg or something.

 You don't always give in to him this easily, but you remember seeing a CBS special about the feelings of neglected owners and you're still feeling quite guilty. Besides, the chance of tuna is definitely worth it.

 So you go for the "passing through the legs, with a gentle rub against the left knee" as you pass through. He can smell pretty bad sometimes, so you make sure to inhale deeply before getting too close.

 He bends down to pick you up. You wonder if tuna is worth putting up with his petting. You could head off to Wright Hall. You remember seeing a squirrel there yesterday.

If you want to wait it out for the possibility of some tuna, turn to Page 61.

 

If the thought of the squirrel at Wright Hall is making you tweak with hunger, turn to Page 7.