You see this guy you know. He's a macrobiotic man. He'll engage in an argument or lecture over the most mundane things. For example, if you take a bite out of an apple he will go off on the oppression of the Mexican fruit pickers. He doesn't drink Worcester water because of the toxins, yet he smokes. ("But they're generic cigarettes, dammit!") He refuses to shower because he supports gay rights for migratory elephants in the sub-Sahara plain.

 He's okay sometimes, but you don't really like him all that much. Also, he'll probably wonder why you're at the Bistro all alone on a Friday night. But why is he at the Bistro all alone on a Friday night? You weigh the variables: you can talk to him and make up a story or you can pretend you didn't see him and continue your eating.

If you decide to talk with Macrobiotic Man, turn to Page 5.

 

If you decide to ignore Macrobiotic Man, turn to Page 15.