Well, you've eaten, and you need some sort of activity to hold you through the night. What is everyone else doing at Clark tonight? Which dorm-- oh, excuse me-- "Residence Hall," should you explore? Well, you are in need of a date tonight, so maybe Dodd is the place to be.

 You enter Dodd and are immediately overtaken by the overwhelming heat in the social lounge. Gasping for breath, you run for the side door out of the lounge and into the cooler air.

 You walk through the building. On the first floor, you hear a loud burp emerge from a room, followed by hysterical laughter. You resolve to leave the building ASAP, the women in here are obviously pretty scary.

 Unfortunately, you get lost. You fumble through the doors that you seem to come upon every five steps. Uh-oh, nature is calling you. What do you do? There doesn't seem to be a men's bathroom in sight. Quickly you duck into a women's bathroom, after checking for females. As you exit the bathroom, the RA gives you a dirty look. "Did you know there is a men's bathroom on the first floor?" she asks.

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