Inside, Schmaka employees hurrying to and fro between a huge blender, with what appears to be a human leg sticking out of it, and a grill lined up with patties. The first voice you hear screams out, in a rather animalistic and authoritarian manner, "Let's go, we need 100 veggie burgers by lunch! Move it, blend it, mash it, the VARC troops are lining up already. We have no time to waste. Grab this one and throw him into the machine!"

 He points to you and within moments you're on the grill, just another "vegetarian dish." And the irony is, you're not even a vegetarian.