You walk into Rosenblatt and there is nothing going on. Why would there be something going on in Rosenblatt? There is never anything going on in Rosenblatt, what makes this day special? What do you think? One little bomb threat and the world as we know it ceases to exist? Yeah, whatever, asshole. Nice thought, walking over to Rosenblatt and all, but come on now. We think it would be for the best if you turned back to the previous page and put some thought into your answer this time.

Turn to Page 29.

Authors note:
We feel that the under-use of the Rosenblatt Conference Room is the gravest of the injustices regularly perpetuated by the management of the University Center. We would like to propose an administrative committee to promptly examine this issue.