It just so happens that Bob has spent everyday of the last seven years hanging out in the UC so he thinks he may just know a way out. He leads you out of Schmaka by hand and drags you downstairs toward the Pub. What is he thinking? Does he believe that a cup of coffee will solve all your problems or does Bob have ideas that run deeper?

 You enter the Pub and follow him through the old 21 Club, knocking over 23 empties along the way. He twists a brick, four times to the right, three to the left and the entire wall slides open, revealing a long hallway filled with pictures of past physical plant workers, all signed by one Schmohn Smalcunas, alleged "King" of Physical Plant. Bob throws you in, cackling, and the wall slams shut behind you.

If you decide to venture further into the tunnel, turn to Page 4.

 

If you think it's high time that someone check the authenticity of the signature on the paintings, turn to Page 24.