Things are going pretty well until you try to impress her with your knowledge of severe psychological disorders. You sound like you're speaking from personal experience.

Yeah, Tourette's syndrome is really awful. Especially the drugs you have to take. Haldol is really depressing, I hear. What do you know about schizophrenia?

I haven't taken abnormal psych yet.

Well, if someone is constantly in fear about being watched by household appliances, and then those appliances go and tell everyone what I do when I'm naked, is that close to schizophrenia? And then squirrels jump out of my...

%JMCANDER just hung up the phone

 Hey, she actually talked to you for a full two minutes! That's the closest you've gotten to a woman since high school!

 You go down to the lobby and pop a Coke from the machine. Sitting there watching people walk in and out of the building, you start to feel kinda pathetic. Your eyes swell up and become teary. Suddenly you have a great idea! You reach into your back pocket, pull out your wallet, and open it up. You then proceed to arrange your one dollar bills according to serial number. There are only three in there. Feeling defeated, you retreat back to your room and look through the fridge. The bottom is filthy and hasn't been scraped in months, so you scrape it. And then clean it.

 At 10:30, you play charades with yourself. After the first round, you forget what the answer was. You fall asleep after losing to yourself.