A Note on Discrepancies: In addition to photos and articles only available here, most copy editing, graphic design, and layout mistakes have been fixed. Care has been taken to preserve the character of the original.

2. Editorials: "Parting Remarks" by old Editor Zack Ordynans, and "Bright-Eyed and Bushy-Tailed" by new Editor Jon Messinger. Plus the ever-important masthead.

3. Naval of Conmen, aka the Table of Contents. A detailed look at the cornucopia that is this issue.

4-10. 1998: A Year (the Year in Review). The end of the 1997-98 school year is here, so before we move ahead, we take one look back...

4-7. The Top Ten News Stories of the Year: by Emily Sachs, Jon Messinger, and Zack Ordynans. Including the 1997-98 Timeline.

8-10. The Wheaties: The 2nd Annual Clark Awards, we give Wheaties for Best Practical Joke, (hu)Man of the Year, and many others.

11. The Walls Speak in Goddard...: by Jessica Grimsby ('98). Clark's library: Five floors of raw cement and some books-- not to mention some of the best graffiti on campus.

12-18. Wag the Spinoza: the Rise and Fall of Suzy-Q Yoda: by Anonymous (the author of "Secondary Colors"), as told to David Reed ('98). A modern fable of political power and intrigue. Confused by the catastrophe of Student Council this year? You won't be when you finish reading this.

19. The Last CUP-FA Update: by Jeremy Lesniak ('01). What happened to Clark's new militia? And what happened to Jeremy? Send in the form with your guess!

20. Remember, Your Level Number is Six: by Rachel Rosenblum ('00) and Dave Reed ('98). The search for the perfect dictionary! With footnotes!

21. Why States Should Not Exist: by Dave Reed ('98) and Rachel Rosenblum ('00)-- 50 reasons to get rid of our states; PLUS: Some Notes on a Non-Movement, by Crawford Blackhill and Lady Victoria-- the Goth movement scrutinized.

22. Open Letter to Clark: by the Clark University Pagan Alliance; PLUS: Top Ten Reasons Why Clark is Like a Small Communist Country by Ed Bradley ('99).

23. An Editorial Cartoon by Tom Gibson ('98).

24. A WheatBread Comparison: Steve O. and Jell-O. You make the call.