A Note on Discrepancies: In addition to photos and articles only available here, most copy editing, graphic design, and layout mistakes have been fixed. Care has been taken to preserve the character of the original.

1. The cover [duh]

online only! The SweetBread Table of Contents [by Jeremy Graham, Bill Evans, Randy Mack, Zack Ordynans, Craig Littlejohn, and WB staff] Note: not a copy of this page.

2. Editorial by Princess Sarah von Strasseen d'Urberville, Editress

+ Corrections

3. Mailbashing: Letters to the Editor

online only! SweetBread Readers Forum: Your Most Embarassing Moments [by Bill Evans, Randy Mack, and Jeremy Graham] (plus a Top Ten list)

4-5. SweetBread Quiz: Your Sex Life-- How Liberated Are You?

6. SweetBread Fashion: Styles to Go-- "Goth"!

7. SweetBread Horoscopes

8. SweetBread Careers: How to be a Model

online only! SweetBread News Briefs [by Randy Mack] (plus a Top Ten list)

9. SweetBread Filler: A list

10-11. SweetBread Romance: Eight Steps to Becoming the Perfect Stalker

12-13. SweetBread Profile: Man of the Month-- Zack Ordynans

online only! SweetBread Guide: The Official Guide to Men at Clark [by Randy Mack]

14. Readers Polls: a) Liquid or Powder? b) Spit, Swallow, or Gargle?

15. Bite or Suck: the Eternal Question

+ Flicks

online only! SweetBread Retrospective: 20 Years of Buddy Movies [by Randy Mack with Jeremy Graham and Bill Evans ]

16. Advice: Ask a Guy

17. SweetBread Quiz: Are You a Loser?

18-19. Relationships: Why Your Boyfriend Will Dump You-- and When!

20. 2 or 3 Weeks of Numerology (plus the credits!)